A Few Plumbing Jokes

1. A lawyer in California needed a leak fixed and called the plumber; who after about 45 minutes was done and all cleaned up.

“That will be $75″ said the plumber.

The lawyer objected saying “I’m a lawyer, and I don’t even get that much an hour!

“The plumber responded: “I didn’t either, when I was a lawyer”.

2. Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on…

3. “A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak…
…and fix it also!”

4. A plumber arrived at his next job only to find his client was going out. Worried about the clients Rotweiler the man asks if he could come back later.

Noticing the plumber’s insecurity the client says, “Don’t worry about the dog he won’t hurt you, but whatever you do don’t talk to the parrot!”. Heeding the client’s warning he walks into the house and into the kitchen.

Feeling more confident about the Rotweiler he starts working on the sink. Barely after starting he notices the parrot sitting by the Rotweiler, all of a sudden the parrot bursts out with a bunch of insult’s. Almost half way through the job the plumber starts to get angry, he starts to tell the bird to shut up.All of a sudden the bird becomes silent, then very quietly the bird says, “Sick him Rex.”

5. A plumber was called to woman’s apartment in San Diego to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked dish.

During the course of the afternoon, the two became extremely friendly. About 6:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans.”That was my husband,” she said, putting down the phone. “He’s on his way home, but is going back to the office around 8 p.m.. Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off.”

The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. “What? On my own time?”

6. I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.

7. A good flush beats a full house every time!

Shamelessly borrowed from www.plumbing.1800anytime.com